A Little Touch of Happiness

[ANN, spoken]
I wish he'd come round
For one of us, anyway

[ANN, sung]
Living by the sea
Life should be a breeze

[FLO, sung]
Shame it ain’t a bit more like
Them postcards that one sees

[ANN, spoken]
What postcards?

[FLO, spoken]
You know
The ones they sell up at the kiosk
I've seen you giggle at 'em!

[ANN, spoken]
I’ll make you giggle if you don't watch out
But it's not that

[ANN, sung]
When I get all moody
I have a little hunch
It's because I feel like Judy
Without her Mister Punch

But a girl grows tired of waitin'

[FLO, sung]
Don't I know it makes me sick

[ANN]
We dream about the cockles

[FLO]
And winkles we would pick

[ANN]
I don't ask for the earth

[FLO]
I don't ask for much

[BOTH]
Just a little touch of happiness

[FLO]
Boys will always be boys

[ANN]
Still, a girl enjoys

[BOTH]
Just a little touch of happiness

[FLO]
Sometimes when I daydream
It lasts all afternoon
I see a dish of ice cream

[ANN]
I’m longing for a spoon!

[FLO]
Then there comes the rude awakening
When I have to face the face
Me knickerbocker glory
Is sadly still intact

[ANN, spoken]
Mine too!

[FLO, sung]
I don’t ask for the earth

[ANN, sung]
I don't ask for the earth

[FLO]
I don’t ask for much

[ANN]
I don't ask for much

[FLO]
Just a little touch of happiness

[ANN]
Just a little touch of happiness

[FLO]
Bloomers up to me chin

[ANN]
Till the tide comes in

[BOTH]
Just a little touch of happiness

[ANN]
Why are girlish dreams
Always out of reach?

[FLO]
How we'd love a stick of rock

[BOTH]
On the pleasure beach

[FLO, spoken]
Oi!
Let's see what we look like fat!

[ANN, spoken]
Oh blimey!
You don’t look any different!

[FLO]
Oi, you wait until I get my corset off sweetheart!

[FLO, sung]
When a girl is single
With no-one by her side
All it takes to make her tingle
Is a bumpy donkey ride

[BOTH]
But we're hoping maybe
One day we'll find out
How true love feels
We're hungry for some muscles
But stuck with jellied eels!

I don't ask for the earth

[FLO]
I don't ask for much

[ANN]
Just a little touch

[FLO]
Just a little touch

[BOTH]
Just a little touch of happiness

Boys will always be boys
But how a girl enjoys

[ANN]
Just a little touch

[FLO]
Kiss me quick and such

[BOTH]
Just a little touch of happiness