A Little Bit

Hey mom, it's Simon, how are you doing?
Good? Good!
Listen, are you still going to Curves?
If you are just tell Maria ¿Cómo estás?
Hmm... uh... anyway...

Was I a needy child?
Did I always need attention?
Did I like to flirt with girls?
Did I like to wear your clothes?
I-I-I mean-
Did I ever smile at the
Chance of playing hockey?
Or the chance to own a muscle car?
Well, the reason that I ask
Is to gain some perspective
And who knows?
Maybe write a book?

Mom, I'm still your baby
So you can handle anything-
Right?
I'm a little bit scared
A little bit lonely
A little bit empty every day
I'm stuck in the city
My sleep pattern's shitty
It's kinda hard to explain
I've only found lately, though
That I've had this hard time
Finding my own way
I'm a little bit lost
A little bit found
I'm a little bit-

H-hey. Uh
Oh boy...
Did we always have cats?
Did I ever want a dog?
Or was I always more the... feline type?
And I'm sorry for this chat
But did I really wear pink socks?
Or was that a laundry mishap
With the reds and the whites?
And WHY did you let He-Man
Be my favorite cartoon?
Even though in college
It changed to Sailor Moon
Was I the only baby to never mess his bib?
Was I the only baby to decorate his crib?

Mom, I'm still your baby
So I can tell you anything
Right?
I'm a little bit scared
A little bit lonely
A little bit empty every day
I'm stuck in the city
My sleep pattern's shitty
It's kinda hard to explain
I've only found lately, though
That I've had this hard time
Finding my own way
I'm a little bit lost
A little bit found

And I'm sorry mom for
Ditching class to go see Cher
And for that year in college
When I highlighted my hair
And I'm sorry mom for being
Scared to play baseball
I just hope I've been the son
You've always wanted
After all

Mom, I'm still your baby
So why is this so damn hard?
Okay, uh, mom, I, uh
Is it hot where you are?
Because it hot as balls-
I mean hell-
I mean heck!
I mean-
I'm sorry
Uh, listen, I'm just going to tell you something
And you may like it
You may hate it
You may love it
But either way you're going to have to take it
Like you take it

I'm a little bit gay
Just a little bit gay
Just a tiny bit gay
And I've always been that way
And I don't think it's gonna change
So I guess myself and I
Have recently lost touch
But it certainly explains
Why I liked my G.I. Joes so much
Don't worry mom
I won't be going to hell
And who knows?
Maybe I'll be a hero like Ellen
Can you call me when you get this message?