A letter

Sir,
Why are there not more pidgers and writty about our favourit group (Berneese und zee Rippers). There are thirty-nine of them, you know. We like it cause Alec jumb about and shoes. Pleese send a stabbed undressed envelope of Bern and Ern dancing and doing their splendid to entertain a most deserting group and we hope this fires you as you keeler.
An admirrer.
Afan.