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Shwabadi & Freeced
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Shwabadi & Chi-Chi (USA) & Ham Sandwich (USA) & Zach B
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[Verse 1: Freeced]
My ahegao hoodie makes milady so horny
And so I’m always wearing it when I approach a dope shorty
I watch dubs not subs, except for Ghost Stories
And I never fuck with manga, because it’s wrote poorly
I swear to god no mangaka can write a sentence rightly
I try to read it nightly--how?--read it left to right--me
Too--I never know the characters in the fight scenes
It’s like the story’s backwards--is it printed wrong?--it might be
[Verse 2: Shwabadi]
RIP Adobe Flash
Now what the hell can I use to edit photographs?
You think Harrison Ford is the best Han Solo? Hold me back
Your opinion is еmbarrassing, don’t be daft
I can’t play pokemon, how’d they makе it this hard?
Keep on catching ugly shiny ones I have to discard
I wish they put more flavour on the coating of my switch cart
If only anime could stick to good art styles like Pixar
[Verse 3: Freeced]
I piece together PCs with help from The Verge
I got my thermal paste spreader and I’m ready to learn
Any cables hanging down I’m bout to sever and burn
I yearn to be a programmer so...hello, earth
A gaming mouse is always an important decision
So when I set it up, I enable pointer precision
Now I’m clicking heads, steady getting rich on the mission
240 Hz, 24 frames what I’m getting
[Verse 4: Shwabadi]
I hit up FNM to play the TCG
And I eat while I play, so my sleeves are greased
Use the pieces of exodia to clean between my teeth
And free the piece of meat i can't seem to reach
My OC has a black blade
Three wings and a really cool catchphrase
I relate to people with hearts darker than mass graves
So my favourite Naruto character is Sasuke [SAY SOOK]
[Verse 5: Freeced]
I straight use Caps Lock on every uppercase letter
Ketchup on my sushi roll--why?--cuz it tastes better
Bout to get a checkmate from the way I play checkers
And I love real raptors, the ones that ain’t feathered
The Star Wars sequels are the best, and it’s no contenders
I don’t have a preference for wings, I like bones in tenders
I never read Frankenstein, it’s so pretentious
Wait, is Frankenstein the monster or the cereal? I don’t remember
[Verse 6: Shwabadi]
Fantasy novels I find apocryphal
The stories they describe are always rife with the impossible
I can’t stand films that are illogical
Instead, I love anime girls with big galongahongables
Academic writing, i’ll be typing in papyrus
Epidemics? I don’t buy it, none of my files are virused
My keyboard works better when it’s filled up with detritus
I always skip filler, like the firefly pilot
A Horrorcore Song But It Was Written To Intentionally Upset Nerds was written by Freeced & Shwabadi.
A Horrorcore Song But It Was Written To Intentionally Upset Nerds was produced by Shwabadi.
Shwabadi released A Horrorcore Song But It Was Written To Intentionally Upset Nerds on Fri Apr 02 2021.