A Heavy Christmas Message

[Intro]
Now, you wouldn't take the bunny out Easter
Or the witch out of Halloween
And if they took away your turkey
It would ruin your Thanksgiving scene

[Bridge]
Every year about this time I have a question
It's a thought that's hung me up for many years
Who took the Christ out of Christmas?

[Instrumental Break]

[Kazoo Solo]

[Scat Singing]

[Outro]