A Gay Ranchero

A gay ranchero
A caballero
Will always find someone to pet

A señorita
A sweet papita
Her other loves will soon forget

If he's insistent
And she's not distant
The señorita will confess

Her gay ranchero
Her caballero
Need only ask and she'll say "yes"

Soon they'll be a fiesta with a blushing bride
And a gay ranchero standing by her side
If they find the promise that they have in store
They'll be counting little chicos by the score

Back on the rancho
We now find Pancho
With his papita by his side

She think he's hansom
Worth any ransom
To him she's still a blushing bride

Our gay ranchero
Our caballero
Still tells the world of how they met

This gay ranchero
This caballero
Says he has nothing to regret

Now to end the story that I once was told
Here's a little secret that I must unfold
Before they found the promise that they had in store
Now they're really counting chicos by the score