A Critical Dance

Your leg's too long
Your skull's too strong
Suppose your nose is wrong
Your eyes are blue
Your ears are loo
Your mouth is oozing glue!

Your pirouette's not perfect yet
Yes sir, yes sir!
And your entrechat's a mal-a-tete
No sir, no sir!
In this ballet who...who says "tres bon"
"n'est—ce pas?"
"mais non?"
"oola!"

Your heels are worn and your tou-tou's torn
Yes sir, yes sir!
So you think you're suave with your eye-brows shorn
No sir, no sir!
In this ballyhoo, who says "sehr gut"
"nicht war?"
"ach, nein?"
"wunder bar!"

Your leg's too long
Your skull's too strong
Suppose your nose is wrong

Your better half's a dead giraffe
Yes sir, yes sir!
'cause your pas-de-deux's a leaden laugh
No sir, no sir!
In this ballyhoo, who says "it's good"
"great news?"
"but no?"
"ha! bullgoose!"