A Concise History of Harry Shoes

Everyone says the same
Though they can't remember his name
He's neatly filed and placed
As The Man With Very Poor Taste

He lives in a yellow semi
With a purple striped front door
His son is green
His wife is pink
She works all day at a bright red sink
And she doesn't wear a hat in church

He's got a concrete garden
And curtains in his car
And a plastic hedge
And a wooden dog
And a garden pond with a marble frog
And he doesn't wear a collar in church

But now that he's gone
Thеy've nothing to say
There's nothing for his wifе
Now that he's passed away
And I think that's very poor taste