A Concerned Fan

Hey man this came for you today
Oh, thanks buddy
I love manila
Jeez
Dude what is up with this letter
I got to the plastic part
Alright, wow
Dear Jarred, I'm a female between the ages of twelve and twenty four
Currently the only demographic purchasing country music at this time
Recent studies show that consumers of our sort
Have little to no interest in drinking or partying songs
Please include a song we can relate to on your album, ok!
Hand me my Tennessee flat top box, justice will be served
Alright you all follow me