A Collect Call

Operator:
This is a collect call from an inmate at the san secuestro regional correctional facility. do you accept the charges?

Neals:
I do

Neals gf:
Neals, it's me. i knew i shouldn't have downloaded those shows. they're really trying to throw the book at me - i mean, ten years in federal prison for true housewives of san secuestro? i have no idea what to do, and i'm totally scared