A Christmas Carol

[Verse 1: Uncle Pdot]
Remember that time Levi beat the shit out of Cortez? The staff were yelling on the intercom, telling them to hurry up, because there was a fight going on on floor 6. Cortez is like a Ant, Compared to Levi he's like a Hornet, his faggot ass couldn't swing for shit. I would've showed you the vid, but I left my phone at home, so I couldn't record it

[Verse 2: Uncle Pdot]
If you try to up first you'll be left with your brains on your lap, I ain't even gon cap, Cortez a bitch, he tries to act tough, but he never spun back, and he said that his dad likes to rap, but everyone knows that lil nas x is his dad

[Verse 3: Lil add revenue]
Merry Christmas bitch, Mrs. Carda looks like a disabled version of the Grinch