​A Certain Stuuckey

Kill it!

That's always your answer, isn't it?
If it offends you, close the door...
Tell someone else to kill it

So Honeybun, any recommendations?
Suggestions on how to kill it?
A spoon, maybe?
The hairdryer?
Hey! How about a really long straw?
As long as I don't suck too hard, that is!

Kill it!

Maybe it leaves a stain
Tell you what:
Why don't we go and have coffee somewhere?
And by the time we're back, maybe it's gone!

Kill it!

We could move...
This place is a pit anyhow!
The landlord's a Nazi!

Imagine
No possessions
That's what John Lennon said...
And you know how much you've always liked John Lennon

Kill it!

There are two of them now...
Approximately 2,000 gelatinous eyes
Wobbling...indifferent
Focusing on nobody...nothing in particular

One of them is dripping down the side of the bed
Onto the floor which I had meticulously cleaned only yesterday

Kill it!

Look, why don't you kill it?
It's always me that has to play the Grim Reaper...
It's against nature!
Live and let live, say I!
We're all God's creatures, goddammit!

Kill it!

Sixteen
One of them is seeping under the door...
And nobody notices
One of them seems to be fondling the receiver on the phone...
Nobody notices
One of them is dripping into the T.V....
Nobody notices
One of them appears to be copulating with the toothpaste...
Nobody notices

Kill it!

Why don't we just burn the place?
Nobody's gonna care!
Nobody's gonna know who did it!

Kill it!

I don't want to (?) kill it!

You kill it!

Hell, I wouldn't even kill a lil' ol' fly!