A Captain’s Curse

I need a bit of
Mouthwash, mouthwash
I need a bit of
Mouthwash, mouthwash
Yeah I need a bit of
Mouthwash, mouthwash
Just a little bit of
Mouthwash, oh yeah

Sitting with my crew, 'cuz we're ridin' on the tulpar
Flying outta space, bet we're gonna find a new star
Got all our supplies, we thought we were ready
But the burns on my face make me unsteady
Gimme my pills and pass the cake
Cuz it's my birthday Jim, don't be such a snake
I need my painkillers to stop all the pain
But why'd you crash the ship, Jim? Are you fucking insane?

What's the plan?

Where's my man?

Where'd you go?

Don't feel grand

Understand

Undergo

Surgery

Set me free

Need to eat

Go to sleep

Gonna get some

Mouthwash, mouthwash
I need a bit of
Mouthwash, mouthwash
M- m- m- m-
Mouthwash, mouthwash
Ma- ma- ma-
Mouthwash, mouthwash

It hurts in my skin
It huts from within
It hurts in my motherfucking skin

It hurts in my skin
All bandaged in sin
The captain will never ever win

'Cause I'm the captain

Yeah I'm the captain

I'm the captain

And my name is Captain Curly
'Cause I'm the captain

Yeah I'm the captain

I'm the captain

And I hate my fucking life

(I hope this hurts)

Take responsibility
For your many crimes, Jimmy
I saw what you did with my big red eye
So there's no use in making up a lie
Especially when they're all gonna die

And I'm gonna need a little bit of

Mouthwash, mouthwash
I need a bit of
Mouthwash, mouthwash
I need a bit of
Mouthwash, mouthwash
Yeah I need a bit of
Mouthwash, mouthwash
Yeah

'Cause I'm the captain

Yeah I'm the captain

I'm the captain

And my name is Captain Curly
Cause I'm the captain

Yeah I'm the captain

I'm the captain

And I love my fucking life

It hurts in my skin
It hurts from within
It hurts in my motherfucking skin

It hurts in my skin
All bandaged in sin
The captain will never ever win

(Curly... I'm so sorry...)