A Cafe Au Lait For Mr. XYZPTKLK

The "Café au lait un s'il vous plaît"
The "Verre d'eau" on the side
The corner seat by the window
The sameness he thinks is implied
Oh, he thinks that he's so invisible
Disguised in a suit and a tie

We never did belong here
We just signed up for the ride
We're no longer sure where home is
Homesickness is our only guide
Our only guide

Wеll, they told us back home it's the small things
Thе small things that get you the stares
The way that you carry your package
The jewelry, the style of the hair
I guessed that he slept through the lectures
When they told him he'd have problems there

We never did belong here
We've just signed up for the pay
"Serve your planet", a bit of adventure
But, there's so much they just didn't say
Oh no, they didn't tell us

Oh well, the natives are only suspicious
Nobody is calling the cops
But the surprises just keep arising
The staring never quite stops
But he is a man with a will and a mission
He'll keep plugging away until he drops

We will never belong here
We just signed up for the ride
We're no longer sure where home is
Home sickness is our only guide
Our only guide