Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
Barry Louis Polisar
I am a fierce and ferocious beast
Though I'm sure you cannot tell
I take my pills and medicine
'Cause I don't feel so well
My head is stuffed, my nose it runs
It hurts my throat to speak;
I'm a brontosaurus with bronchitis
I've been like this for a week
I'm acting rather civilized
But it's not that I've been tamed
I can't go romping with my friends
'Cause my throat is all inflamed
They say I look emaciated
(That means I've gotten thin)
Mom feeds me tea with lemon
Grandpa drops the nose drops in
Grandma makes Cro-Magnon soup
Dad give me vitamin C
Mom gives me lots of orange juice
And lets me watch TV
All covered up in a fevered sweat
My throat and chest both hurt
But I get to watch The Flintstones
And have jello for desert