A Boy Like Me

Slippery eels in cuban heels
Overfriendly with their feels
Metrosexuals with plucked eyebrows
Would they ever keep them out?

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Would you give a home to a boy like me?
I could live in a home with a girl like you
It might be a man-made fantasy
So would you give a home to a boy like me?
Boy like me

Vagabonds and malcontents
They would never pay their rent
Layabouts and schemin' cads
We all know that they're just fads

So would you give a home to a boy like me?
I could live in a home with a girl like you
It might be a man-made fantasy
So would you give a home to a boy like me?

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