A bad way to break devastating news

[Verse 1: MC Hammersmith, other]
Hello darling don't be confused
Unfortunately I've got some devastating news
So in order to cushion the blow
I thought I'd tell you with a rapping flow
Because rapping is fun and rapping is rad
And when you hear rapping you can't be mad
I know how to rhyme and spit a sick bar
I just hit your grandma with my car(what?!)
I was driving by her house and I can reveal
I felt a bump under the wheel
But please don't worry I'm not a killer
I saw her stand up in my rear view mirror
She was absolutely fine though a little bruised
I got sweet skills at the rapping grooves
My rhyming is tight it's a ten out of ten
I reversed to hеlp her and I hit her again(oh my god)
This time shе was hurt so I was energetic
I whipped out my phone a rippety rang the paramedics
My freestyle skills are a sweet achievement
They said she's not critical but she does need treatment
They said she'll recover if she takes it gentle
She had broken hip and was covered in petrol
In hindsight it wasn't an appropriate time to smoke(what)
I lit a cigarette and your grandma exploded(what the fuck!)
I said a hip hop hippy and you don't stop to the bang bang