9GAG Happy Poo

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Take their phone when they go to the loo
Why would you read all that shitty news
If you can have a good laugh while you poo?

Happy poo
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It´s my fav- fav time of the day
Let it all out, push that chilli away
Laughing till you shit yourself treats your enzymes
You’ll hit the loo many many more times

Stock markets might be all falling down
Politicians everywhere treat me like a clown
The world sometimes starts flushing down on you
So, take your phone and join my ass dance crew

Happy poo
Happy poo
Happy poo
Happy poo

Call it what you want: launch torpedoes, drop a load
Cut a monkey’s tail, sail away that boat
Drop the waste of your truck, cut some rope…
Bottom line is: happy pooping is dope

You happy poo, I happy poo
Models, popes, and monarchists? They should do it too
If leaders from the past had done a happy poo
We might had avoided World War Two

I´ve eaten a lot, my tummy is pain
Such great news, Here´s the loo again
Trump this, Putin that - Get ready for the next act
Brexit, exit -Say hello to the next hit

Pooping is pleasure. Pooping gets me going on
So, toilet seat passengers, Put your shitbelts on
Those who don’t need cleaning and those who need a lot
Unwashed hands in the air and happy poo along!

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