99 Problems (Fish Ain’t One)

[Verse 1]
Tie rod busted truck in a shop
Baby got gone and the bank won't stop
Callin' 'bout money but there just ain't none
I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one

[Verse 2]
Weeds too high and the corn's too low
Ain't a damn thing scared of my old scarecrow
Workin' ain't over when the day is done
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm wearin' 'em out, reelin' 'em in
Floatin' on a six-pack second wind
Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun
And I'm fightin' the fight, seein' the light
In this race called 'life' we run
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one

[Verse 3]
I got a wore-out front and a sunburned back
Running low on bait, but looky there what's that?
A boatload of girls and here they come
I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm wearin' 'em out, reelin' 'em in
Floatin' on a six-pack second wind
Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun
And I'm fightin' the fight, seein' the light
In this race called 'life' we run
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one

[Bridge]
Looks like them girls got a little bit of room
On that party pontoon for me
Man, you talk about other fish in the sea

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm wearin' 'em out, reelin' 'em in
Floatin' on a six-pack second wind
Sittin' here settin' hooks in the settin' sun
And I'm fightin' the fight, seein' the light
In this race called 'life' we run
Man, I got 99 problems, but a fish ain't one

[Outro]
I got 99 problems
Man, I think I just solved 'em
A fish ain't one