99 Dead Baboons

Hello Bobby my old friend
It's good to see you once again
How's your mother, how's your aunt?
How's your father's skin diving suit?

I've got something you should see
Back at my place; come with me
I've got some brand new furnishings
Plus 99 dead baboons

99 dead baboons
Sitting in my living room
Not too functional it seems
But quite a conversation piece
This one's Jake, that one's Dinah
There's Big Ned in my recliner
No it's not a lazy boy
Can't you see it's a dead baboon?

Dead baboons, dead baboons
Dead baboons, dead baboons

How they got here I'm not sure
Woke up one day, there they werе
Luckily I've got a lease
Allowing pеts if they're deceased
I'm just thankful they're not apes
Cause apes would clash with the drapes
No more napkins at my parties
Wipe your hands on a dead baboon

Dead baboons, dead baboons
Dead baboons, dead baboons

Dead baboons are lots of fun
Playing water balloons I've always won
You can keep your dead giraffes and swine
I'll take dead baboons every time
There's just one problem I have found
It's finding Purina Dead Baboon Chow
But what a happy snorkelling device
With 99 dead baboons

Dead baboons, dead baboons
Dead baboons, dead baboons