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[Happy Halloween Song in background]
[Skit- Tom Atkins as Daniel Challis and Announcer]
Daniel Challis: If it goes on, it means the death of millions of people, everyone watching, don't you understand that? Well say it's a bomb then, say, say whatever you want, say whatever you like, just get it off the air! Please, you jus... I, no, no I can't prove it, you've gotta believe me! Believe me! Take it off the air now, please! You've got to, it...
Announcer: Please excuse the interruption, we're having technical problems. Please stand by
Announcer : It's time, it's time. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by
Announcer: our masks, -gather 'round your TV set, put on your masks and watch. All witches, all skeletons, all Jack-O-Lanterns, gather 'round and watch. Watch the magic pumpkin. Watch...
Daniel Challis: The third commercial it's still on. Please, take off the third channel. The third channel, it's still running. Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time! You've gotta s-. Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT! Happy Halloween!