87th Dad

[Verse 1]
Pawn off your children to your best friend
Locate your credit cards and head down to the bar!
Happy meals and pain pills, rug burn on your knees!
Happy hour never ends until it's half past three
Just tell yourself you'll never go too far

[Pre-Chorus]
No one will judge you by the vodka on your breath
And you won't regret this in the end!

[Chorus]
Because it's alright, to stay out all night
I'm sure your kids will understand each time you bring home a new man
That it's just your right, to love the night life. So no regrets and don't feel bad. It's just your children's brand new eighty seventh dad!
Eighty seventh dad yeah!

[Verse 2]
At least you'll save a lot of money
Always a horny lonely man to buy your shots!
Everyone can look at you and watch you when you fall
Drama queen is drunk again and puking in the stall!
No clue to who's had hands on what you've got!

[Pre-Chorus]
Just call your sitter, delay pick up until dawn
Cause you'll need some time to get it on!

[Chorus]
Because it's alright, to stay out all night
I'm sure your kids will understand each time you bring home a new man
That it's just your right, to love the night life
So no regrets and don't feel bad. It's just your children's brand new eighty seventh dad!
Eighty seventh dad yeah!
One Two Three Four!

[Chorus]
Because it's alright, to stay out all night
I'm sure your kids will understand each time you bring home a new man
That it's just your right, to love the night life. So no regrets and don't feel bad. It's just your children's brand new eighty seventh dad!
[Outro]
Eighty Seventh Dad Yeah Hey-Yeah!!
Eighty Seventh Dad!
Eighty Seventh Dad Yeah Hey-Yeah!
[Eighty Seventh Dad! Your brand new Eighty Seventh Dad!]

Eighty Seventh!!!!