8 Mile Yang

[intro] ...
George Stephanopoulos:
Entrepreneur Andrew Yang

MC Jin, as Andrew Yang:
Now everybody in the DNC put your hands up if I'm your nominee
Now everybody in the DNC put your hands up

Look, look — Yang Gang yeah that's us

Notice that these candidates don't got their hands up
These moderators got y'all gassed up
Won't even let me talk, scared that I'll catch up
One two three and to the four
One vote, two votes, three votes four
Four votes, three votes, two votes, one
Your vote, her vote, his vote, none
These politicians make promises that's empty
There's not a thing that y'all can say against me
I am Asian. I am an immigrant's son
Poor dad only had peanuts — not a rich one
The future's now — sound the alarm
Who's next to get laid off?
Can't get a job 'cause of automation —
Need a basic income
I did get cut off by all of four of you chumps
The UBI guy — not him again!
I'm still standing here, screaming "Freedom Dividend."
Joe, I got respect for you. You was Obama's VP and that's my dude
But I know you went to law school
Claimed you were top of your class — well that's not true
What's the matter? Bern'd, you embarrased?
Every other sentence seems incoherent
'Cause you lost to Hillary well it's apparent
We all know Hillary "had a real good marriage."
Kamala wants reform, but look, she claims ain't no such thing as half-way crooks
It's a war but no need to be shook. Make sure you read my book, get a kindle or a nook
Cut the beat, I go a capella
It don't wear a tie 'cause we are not the same, word to my tailor
Just take a good look at the polls if you doubt me
I know a lot of doctors, and I like math, I say it proudly
As for this debate y'all already know who won —
I'm outie. Make sure you log onto yang2020.com to learn more about me

(Applause)

George Stephanopoulos: Entrepreneur Andrew Yang