“72 Hookers” is Fat Mike’s seemingly satirical masterplan to solve all terrorism; with blow jobs. This argument is based on the notion that the majority of suicide bombers believe that following their death, they will be greeted in heaven by 72 virgins. Thus, if they were getting laid while they wer...
[Verse 1]
They don't hate us, they just hate their lives
And desperate people learn to despise
The suicidals don't want a coup
They don't want to blow up, they just want their 72
[Chorus]
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping hatred, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
[Verse 2]
How many million men have been killed in foreign wars?
We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million whores
Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks
Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan
They'll gladly blow the sheiks
[Bridge]
These holy wars aren't holy, it's not the military complex
Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad sex
Maybe if they could see a woman's face
They might not get onto that plane
With a bomb in their suitcase
[Chorus]
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping violence, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
72 Hookers was written by Fat Mike.
72 Hookers was produced by Bill Stevenson.
NOFX released 72 Hookers on Tue Sep 11 2012.