My diss towards Jay and his entourage. As fellow Irishman to Chef, it is my duty to bark off his opposition. The title refers to the number of bars on the track.
[Intro]
Don’t act like you knew I hadn’t established my side, fam
Sorry homie, we just don’t bleed the same blood
You ought to learn French and escape to Quebec
It’s unfortunate, but…
[Verse 1]
I’m bout that War Pain murderer making ninety bar verse stuff
Canada been in shambles, I’m just watching it burn up
Word to Shad though, cause I’m about to turn Toronto to dust
And have Dorothy’s dog kneel down and swallow my nuts
Fam I bet Chef is in med chat now laughing his ass off
Cause your diss was worse than Future trying to step up to Black Thought
I’ll smack your pink name out of the planet into orbiting
You wrote sixty two bars and never even recorded it
Only reason I’m not is cause you ain’t worth the effort
Of getting my mic out and smashing you to dirt and some embers
You’re prolly annotating this right now, salty as shit
I’ll fill your goodbye thread with pictures of poppies and gifs
Used to think it was stupid to be on some whoring IQ shit
Turns out all of this time you’ve just really been Dr00’s bitch
Tell me how the hell are you fucking with Roy?
I’ll get mod and ban you worse than Buffalo Boy
Or YDB, I’ll get a Royce feature for the remix
I’ll accept all of your tates then delete em, no doubt
You know Canadians Can’t Clap in the Shaolin Land
It’s way too late, this shit is already out of hand
We can go Back to Back if you Wanna Know the dark side
The end of this shit finna be looking like the apartheid
Where your beats at, homes? You ain’t no Avicii
Matter of fact, weren’t you planning on dropping an EP?
Guess that one fell through the roof like your King Dayer moniker
Screaming in distant tongues like I’m an impatient foreigner
Pog mo thonn, go ahead and google that one, Jason
I’ll make sure your epitaph is scribed in ALLCAPSification
Tell Kristen she better start looking for a replacement
Looks like M.A.D.D. Squad is about to have a new spot vacant
Hov, Electronica, Rock: it all ends right here
And once I’m finished with this shit 2016 is my year
Not even trying, got to be lying if I’m honest
Cause the whole decade is mine once you read this hot shit
You getting bodied by a ScopeY alt, go back to Detroit
Get Murk put you up for a night, then get attacked by my boys
[Interlude]
Shit, you’re gonna need to read between the lines on that one
Shit looking like 6PM in your girl’s house, fuck Calabasas
Running the site like Ewok in some Reeboks
Aight, still got a couple more things to address though
The rap forums trying to pull some back shit on us in defence
I could fart and record it, still get props for better rhymes
You can go apologise to Chef while I break this other shit down
Look
[Verse 2]
I see this JC kid trying to cook some Verses in the kitchen
But fuck this little ass ass in and his impractical dissing
A Joe Budden alt stanning Lamar and Kanye West
I’ll take a guess you ain’t west side, put that on Dre’s rep
I got four times your IQ like Steve Hawkins’ psychology
And I’m about rip apart your stupid autobiography
Despite this Gamemast15r copycat, whitehat lives matter
But as your superior I advise you to delete your career as a rapper
You ain’t Chef, but you better get back to the kitchen
Cause our beef is cooked, so it’s time to move on to the next victim
Do you, the Game, take this Em hater and newb as your husband?
I hope not, because funerals cost like four thousand one hundred
Terrence and Philip was generous, only four lines at your throat
I’ll give you one for your avi and nine for your soul
I’m not reading a profile description with five hundred words
Hell Unleashed, you’re wet up and need to motherfucking burn
Afraid to Wake up after this lest you end up permabanned
Just Because I’m an ed don’t mean I can’t deter the spam
You Only Live Once, so you should live it by The Motto
Word to Ace, you can’t spit so you obviously must swallow
And Meta, you already know that I never kid around
Quit dissing bitches, I should call Kenny to dick you down
Zip your mouth, Enigmatic Entertainment is under fire
Your channel has only a hundred twenty five subscribers
“Freeus in a red thong”? Man, you sound like Cosby
Stop jerking off to hentai and get a new hobby
Envelop your remains, bitch I’m the killer male
You and the world first heard it from Nas, I Will Prevail
Toupee Fiasco with the loose braids, get a comb fam
We can do this all week bruh, I got no plans
Butter got the toast, homie’s an extraterrestrial
OneMan and YELLOW on board too, denial is unacceptable (it’s Necessary)
Gabbles was on deck with the Shaolin Land artwork
It’s all part of the battle plan, opposition finished once the bars burst
To anyone else planning a diss, you’ll get smacked and dismissed
Just know the chrome always keeps a couple packed in his clip
Motherfuckers
[Outro]
Well it’s not my fault Jay started some shit with Chef
Shit, I’m not saying pull a Biggie or Pac move on the guy, he just needs to know his place, knahmean?
Anyway, we all still cool
I mean yeah we beefing, but everybody still talking in ed chat, like
You know this is all a big joke, right?
I just have a really shit sense of humour
We stay winning tho
Freebandz
[Chef Outro]
Shoutouts to the whole Chef Coalition! We winning this shit man! Jay ain’t even responding, he hiding in some hole in Toron- I mean Shaolin Land hahaha! JC and Game keep my name out your fucking mouths you fucks! NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! Ya’ll those small time crooks trying to make a name, involving yourself in business that doesn’t concern you! Trying build hype and shit by taking shots at OG’s, bitch, you don’t know me! But if you want it fam I got it coming to you…
The sound of a number being dialed are heard
Yeah, fam you there? You ready for this shit man? You been out the game a long time
Good man, it’ll just be like old times. Get your shots ready, we gonna bury em
Hangs up
72 was written by VideoKilledTheStereochrome.
VideoKilledTheStereochrome released 72 on Sat Jul 30 2016.
Kev_CUE, if I remember right. He joined the ride on “The Purge”.
Yeah, pretty much lol. It was just a bit of fun really, although got a little over the top and out of hand towards the end. It’s done now anyway, so whatever.
It’s my fault, I’m sorry.