69 Degrees of Inner Chungus

[Instrumental Intro]

[Intro]
In the depths of my dreams, a surreal sight appears
A love that defies reason, it conquers my fears
For within my heart, a passion takes hold
A tale of romance forever be told

[Verse 1]
But who could have guessed it would come to be?
A love so unusual, enigma you see
My Big Chungus, the one who stole my heart
An unlikely union, a work of art

[Chorus]
Big Chungus, my rabbit of love
In your presence I’m lifted high above
(High above)

[Verse 2]
Together we dance in a whimsical trance
A love story forbidden
Through every measure our bond grows strong
Society may judge, but what do they know?

[Spoken Interlude]
“For love knows no boundaries, it has no disguise.”

[Instrumental Break with Cartoon Sound Effects]

[Chorus]
Big Chungus, my rabbit of love
In your presence I’m lifted high above
(High above)

[Keyboard Solo]

[Verse 3]
They may mock and jest but we stand tall
Defying the odds, for love conquers all
Big Chungus
My muse, my guiding light

[Guitar & Keyboard Solos]

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
In the shadows, we’ll hide our secret affair
A love so grand between us, beyond compare
We’ll share moments stolen, in sweet serenity
Embrace the love that was destined to be

So let the world wonder
Let the world question and stare
Let the world wonder
Let the world stare
Let the world stare

[Instrumental Break]

[Spoken]
"You can’t tell me how to live my life
Who to hate, who to love
Big Chungus is the only one for me
The light of my life"

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
You can’t tell me how to live my life
Who to hate, who to love
Big Chungus is the only one for me
The light of my life

[Chorus]
Big Chungus, my rabbit of love
In your presence I’m lifted high above
(High above)

[Instrumental Break]

[Guitar Solo]

[Spoken Interlude - Doctor/Nurse]
“I’m afraid I have some grave news for you, Mr. LaBrie. Mr. Chungus seems to have contracted a severe case of syphilis. If we had caught it earlier we might have been able to save the poor lad, but I’m afraid it’s much too late for that. At the rate, he’s currently deteriorating. He’ll be lucky to make it to the morning. Terrible timing at Christmas ‘n all really, innit?”

[Bridge]
Why did it have to be his first Christmas?
He’ll never get to open his Lynx Africa box set!

[Instrumental Break]

[Keyboard Solo]

[Outro]
As the snow falls and I close my eyes
I can see his face again
That fluffy butthole

My dear Chungus, my one true love
Dear Chungus!

[Guitar Solo Outro]