64 Bits

[Verse 1]
Wow. You'd be so cool going around wearing this thing. Yeah, you'd be walking around school, and you got this on and everybody else is talking about what the new hot game system is gonna be. Nintendo 64? The bit wars?

[Chorus]
Sixty-four bits, thirty-two bits
Sixty-four bits, sixty-four bits
Like, I'm going insane!
Four bits, two bits, one bit, half bit
The wrist game!

[Verse 2]
You suck!
Holy shit, it's Spider-Man!
Yeah! Suck spork, ya b-b-boogery bitch!
B-17 Bomber!
Yeah, I'm enjoying this game a little bit too much. Gyromite!
How do you like that? You robo fuck-a-zoid piece of shit!
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, what were they thinking?
What, you gotta use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!
Ba-bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, yeah, yeah, y-y-yeah!
I wanna be sedated with the Game Boy!

[Chorus]
Sixty-four bits, thirty-two bits
Sixty-four bits, sixty-four bits
Like, I'm going insane!
Four bits, two bits, one bit, half bit
The wrist game!

{Bridge]
Football! Football! (Football!)
Madden, Madden, Madden. What is it with football? Everywhere you go! Go there, football, football! Like, what the fuck? Sunday football, Monday night football, Thursday football, Football on Thanksgiving! Football on Christmas! Madden '91, Madden '92, Madden '93, Madden '94, Madden '95, Madden '96, Madden '97, Madden '98, Madden '99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003, Madden 2004, Madden 2005... Who the fuck is John Madden anyway? He doesn't even look like an athlete! And out of all sports, it's the one everybody goes the most fuckin' apeshit over! Makes 'em act like fuckin' maniacs!

[Interlude]
Oh, shit! Wow, that just flew across the room. Okay, wow, oh. Wow, that really sucks. That really sucks, I broke that...

[Chorus]
Sixty-four bits, thirty-two bits
Sixty-four bits, sixty-four bits
Like, I'm going insane!
Four bits, two bits, one bit, half bit
The wrist game (A-A-ASS!)
Sixty-four bits, thirty-two bits (Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam)
Sixty-four bits, sixty-four bits (Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam)
Like, I'm going insane! (Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam)
Four bits, two bits (It's Spider-Man!)
One bit, half bit (What were they thinking?)
The wrist game!

[Outro]
Rolling Rock, Roll 'N Rocker
Rolling Rock, Roll 'N Rocker
R-R-Rolling Rock, Roll 'N Rocker
Eh-eh-eh, like I'm going insane!
Rolling Rock, Roll 'N Rocker
R-R-Rolling Rock, Roll 'N Rocker
Th-Th-Th-Th-The wrist game!
Th-Th-Th-Th-The wrist game!