$50 Wig

Tell me, baby, where were you stayin' last night?
Tell me, baby, baby, where were you stayin' last night?
I say, "You forgot your lower teeth
And your wig don't fit you right"

She said, "You know, I been out bowling
Like I do every Thursday with my lady friends"
She said, "I been out bowling"
Like she do every Thursday with her lady friends
I told her, "You know that alley been closed 3 months
You want to try your story one more 'gain?"

You tell me so many stories
You can't remember the lie you said
You tell me so many stories
You can't remember the lie you said
Woman, you got a $50 wig
Sitting on a $5 head

So you pack it up woman
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the dog shoulda' bit ya
You can pack it up
Don't let the door hit ya'
Where the dog shoulda' bit ya
And while you at it
I want you to take that $50 wig
And that bowling ball with ya