50 States Described in 60 Seconds

[Arizona]
This is where you go to feel like you're inside an oven

[Massachusetts]
This is where you go for snow and joining a coven

[Utah]
Every family looking like that movie Cheaper by the Dozen

[Alabama]
This is where you go to get a little closer with a cousin

[Illinois]
Big bean mirror

[New Jersey]
Snooki at the pier

[Texas]
Nothin' like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer and fear

[Tennessee]
If you don't like whiskey, don't come near

[New York]
"Ay bozo, look out! I'm walkin' here!"

[New Mexico]
Here the chile's green, but the meth is blue

[Virginia]
There's thе regular Virginia

[West Virginia]
And the west onе too

[Wisconsin]
Home to Tracey Martell and some cheese fondue

[Iowa]
What happens here? I have not a clue

[Rhode Island]
Three feet long

[Pennsylvania]
Broken bing bong

[Colorado]
Not enough oxygen

[Nebraska]
That one Lady Gaga song

[Idaho]
Potatoes go hard

[Louisiana]
Crawfish in the yard

[Oklahoma]
It goes down in the barn

[Wyoming]
Jeffree Star's yak farm

[California]
Infiltrated by influences

[Ohio]
Michigan haters

[Florida]
Steam room that spawns COVID, Karens, and gators

[Washington]
Nonstop rain

[Montana]
Montanon-vaccinators

[Alaska]
Bunch of master hunters

[Nevada]
And a bunch of masturb—

[Missouri]
Where Taylor's man plays ball

[Oregon]
Hippie forest rainfall

[Maryland]
Their flag
That is all

[Connecticut]
Haunted Annabelle doll

[South Carolina]
Instead of water, they got tea in every mountain

[Hawaii]
They got big volcanos

[South Dakota]
They got colonizer mountain

[Kansas]
Dorothy and her crew of people looking for organs

[North Dakota]
Theodore Adorin

[Indiana]
Bunch of corn and Demogorgons

[Minnesota]
Lots of lakes, big mall

[New Hampshire]
Land of Adam Sandlers

[Delaware]
First state

[Kentucky]
Horse race

[Michigan]
Glove-shaped

[Vermont]
And Bernie Sanders

[Arkansas]
Johnny Cash

[Mississippi]
Catfish

[North Carolina]
Breweries and the beach

[Georgia]
This is where the Biebs goes when he wants a peach

[Maine]
Lighthouses
Neat