[Arizona]
This is where you go to feel like you're inside an oven
[Massachusetts]
This is where you go for snow and joining a coven
[Utah]
Every family looking like that movie Cheaper by the Dozen
[Alabama]
This is where you go to get a little closer with a cousin
[Illinois]
Big bean mirror
[New Jersey]
Snooki at the pier
[Texas]
Nothin' like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer and fear
[Tennessee]
If you don't like whiskey, don't come near
[New York]
"Ay bozo, look out! I'm walkin' here!"
[New Mexico]
Here the chile's green, but the meth is blue
[Virginia]
There's thе regular Virginia
[West Virginia]
And the west onе too
[Wisconsin]
Home to Tracey Martell and some cheese fondue
[Iowa]
What happens here? I have not a clue
[Rhode Island]
Three feet long
[Pennsylvania]
Broken bing bong
[Colorado]
Not enough oxygen
[Nebraska]
That one Lady Gaga song
[Idaho]
Potatoes go hard
[Louisiana]
Crawfish in the yard
[Oklahoma]
It goes down in the barn
[Wyoming]
Jeffree Star's yak farm
[California]
Infiltrated by influences
[Ohio]
Michigan haters
[Florida]
Steam room that spawns COVID, Karens, and gators
[Washington]
Nonstop rain
[Montana]
Montanon-vaccinators
[Alaska]
Bunch of master hunters
[Nevada]
And a bunch of masturb—
[Missouri]
Where Taylor's man plays ball
[Oregon]
Hippie forest rainfall
[Maryland]
Their flag
That is all
[Connecticut]
Haunted Annabelle doll
[South Carolina]
Instead of water, they got tea in every mountain
[Hawaii]
They got big volcanos
[South Dakota]
They got colonizer mountain
[Kansas]
Dorothy and her crew of people looking for organs
[North Dakota]
Theodore Adorin
[Indiana]
Bunch of corn and Demogorgons
[Minnesota]
Lots of lakes, big mall
[New Hampshire]
Land of Adam Sandlers
[Delaware]
First state
[Kentucky]
Horse race
[Michigan]
Glove-shaped
[Vermont]
And Bernie Sanders
[Arkansas]
Johnny Cash
[Mississippi]
Catfish
[North Carolina]
Breweries and the beach
[Georgia]
This is where the Biebs goes when he wants a peach
[Maine]
Lighthouses
Neat
50 States Described in 60 Seconds was written by Mikey Angelo.
Mikey Angelo released 50 States Described in 60 Seconds on Sat Nov 04 2023.