5. SIZEABLE DISCOMFORT

[Intro: Action News! Radio: Alan Boredaigas]
"THIS JUST IN: The police are on the lookout tonight for a white male, 5'11, blue eyes and brown hair. He is wanted for sexual assault, breaking and entering, and evading police. If you've seen this man, you are urged to call your local police department immediately. More on the story, at 11"

[Verse 1]
Then I woke up in a cold sweat, with no breath, clothes ripped down by the river
What the fuck happened last night, I'm getting flashes but I can't quite remember
How come I hear sirens?
Are they for me?
Damn it, this keeps happening
I'm seeing flashes of cops shooting and while I hop through back yards laughing, man
That isn't me, I'm tired of my image being distorted
I'm just a piss poor kid, wishing for his shot with this rapping shit, instead of acting like I'm this hard motherfucker that I'm not
'cuz actually, I've grown pretty soft since I quit the drugs but I've stayed passionate, but back to the story:

[Verse 2]
I got up off the ground
Dusted myself off n' started walking quick, up the river bank to the interstate
Tired and hurt and started jogging with my thumb out
Hoping to get a ride, praying not to be identified as this narcissistic arsonist with a record out being wanted by, the police
I guess there's no peace for the wicked but I never thought that I'd be walking by the highway in the middle of nowhere being given the awkward eye, by all these passers by
I don't belong, I need to find a phone
I'm in need of help
'Cuz all I've got is a shirt, shoes and pants and other than that
Not much else but my watch...