5 Months Deep Into 2023

[Intro]
5 months deep into 2023
Let's recap back to January

[Verse 1: January]
Queen Bey singing in Dubai filmed illegally
Doja Cat stoned head to toe in Schiaparelli
Kylie announced the name of her second baby
Noah Schnapp came out
Selena vs. Hailey

[Verse 2: February]
The Chinese spy balloon burst
A man like Harry winning Grammys was apparently a first
Ariana DuBose and her BAFTA rap curse
Ice Spice and her iconic duh-duh-duh verse

[Verse 3: March]
Taylor's eras tour began
Everybody freaking out about a TikTok ban
Nobody can eat a piece of toast like he can
They prepared an orange jumpsuit for an orange man

[Verse 4: April]
A.I. got out of control
Ariana came and dropped a message for the people
Kim K landed a Ryan Murphy role
Barbie posters were posted by every local

[Verse 5: May]
Chris Brown and Usher melee
Met Gala was a furry little problematic slay
British man gets a hat at his little party

[Outro]
And that has been your year and we're not even halfway