5 Dicks Of Death

*TroyBoi "Do You Love Me" sample*

5 dicks of death
His ass so good, must be my birthday
Usually I bottom but have it your way
I fill him to the brim before he leaves that's his forte
He calls it "Take Your Cub To Work Day"
Fuck how you feel, that's my motto
My daddy makes me brekkie before he let's me out the grotto
I look iconic in his Ioniq
The Bose speakers in his whip slams harder than Onyx
They don't want to learn or adjust to me like gender identity
If you don't support my trans family you're dead to me
And generally look like idiots whenever you say
My music is too sexually triggered for your energy
You listen, you listen to Megan rapping about wet pussy
Gloria, you will survive my wet tushy
I will piss all over your stained Stüssy
And you will say thank you sir, this rain suits me
If gangsta rap makes people shoot people
Does that mean my pen will make men fuck men?
I guess I'm just a wolf to these sheeple
I know this trans person and they'll fuck them bro
You suck and not in the good way
I'm the realest out, at least that's what my hood say
Forty-eight thirty-eight forever and always
I'm down with the kinksters not down the with cosplay
Fake fuckin' ignorant stupid motherfuckers
If you got a problem do shit motherfucker
Fuck the show that I'm late to, I don't fuck girls
So when I fuck your mom it's 'cause I really fuckin' hate you
No face, no case, so I'mma smile for the camera
And hope I get more beats from Camera
Abra cadabra and my dick disappears in your batty bra
And goes rat-ta-ta

*Switches to Megan Thee Stallion "Body" sample*

I'm out here doing shows, they out here being bitter
They working on themselves, I work with DDm and Big Dipper
I teach your kids how to punch like I'm Splinter
A kinkster on TV painting a perfect picture
Drenched in cum and liquer
They feelin' themselves and getting felt up, yeah
They tryin' so hard but it's never enough, yeah
They suck and I le-le-let 'em droolin' all over my d-d-denim
They start rumours then I d-d-d-dead 'em
VIP card, VIP card at the club and I love it
Pass a cue with my crew, roll through, they on a budget
Askin' ? long I'm like fuck, suck my dude in the booth
I see DJ's jook and cummin', least that's somethin'
Got a man that wants to fuck me every day, uh huh
And he lets me lets me call him Daddy when we play, uh huh
On the road I'm your Daddy though p-p-pull up your panties
Still stuntin' on the s-s-smartest let 'em know I'm the baddest bro
Many say they wanna work, we'll see though
Hard to match perspectives between eagles and seagulls
The way I do this is so regal
This pussy's so s-s-soft and loose while I been doin' my kegals
Got body for 'em, head too
Get in to it, let loose
Enter in the hotel like "I feel sorry for these bedrooms"
Tourin' durin' 'rona 'cause I'm just that important
My life is stages, golden showers and Captain Morgan
Yeah

*Switches to "sorry I don't know this beat" sample*

Flag, flag, they wanna piss on my flag
Mad, mad, call me a bitch and a fag
You can't tear it down, you won't wear me down
I'm still just as gay gettin' dick from your dad
Gettin' that drip from my swag, yeah
Why you mad though, aren't you comfortable in that bando
Bad man gettin' sex with your gang though
Why you actin' like you're so fragile, huh
How do me doin' me affect you in any way?
Makes me think you suck dick, but anyways
We can solve this shit in many ways, yeah
We can work it out like adults come to terms and resolve it
But if it don't work, hell to pay we can square up any day
Mayweather/Hemmingway eh
I hate having pussies to penetrate but I'll fight fire with fire
If I can't tame the hate
If they show up, they pregnant bitches, hella late
They hopin' I left, hoes in distress
They got a passive aggressiveness that goes with their dress
Most of them hopeless, lonely and pressed
Moaning and stressed
'Cause no one can fill the hole that I left
When I boned them and left
They can't cope with the press
Karsten still the same partner
The same though, still got the day ones I came up with
You just got the homies you paid for
At some club stuck in some K hole
While I paid in blood, sweat and tears
Bumpin' Bud, sweat and beers, snortin' coke with my peers
Sellin' smoke everywhere, yeah

*Switches to "sorry I don't know this beat" sample*

They think their talkin' is slick, wanna war with this bitch
But they don't know I'm both Stormzy and Chipz
When I walk in to bits I will knock on your door
For the shit that you talk when you spit
I can also spin your head on it's ? and just double the hits
Slapping an MC on his front door with both sides of my hands
Like "What's wrong with this bitch?"
It's like they think I did MJP and forgot how to rap
Forgot how to scrap
Forgot how to pull them down from the high horse
That they inject in the trap
They out here steppin' on landmines
Confidence is the stuff they can't land mine
When I overtake all this land mine
Diggin' for gold they wanna land mines
I'm from the part of Norway that's known for the grime raps
Handy, I'm good at English, when I spit in a time lapse
Sing no homo 'cause they think they gotta add that
That makes me think you're gay and get laughed at
But sing or not, we don't like that
You try to snap back with a bad cap
Mmmmm, what makes you think it's cool to discriminate
And cry discrimination
We were all the same during Hitler's domination
Hmmmmm, take your insecurities and break them
Relax, not interested in fake men
Diggin' thier owns graves and actin' like cavemen
How many wanna fuck me? More than one
How many fuckin' gets to? Only one
Who carries this flag, only one
How many could? I'm not the only one
Who got the courage to? Only one
You're living in an alternate reality there's more than one
But in your Matrix, I'm the one

*Switches to Lil' Nas X "Industry Baby" sample*

People ducked out, shouldn't have left me
Now ? calls me bestie
Celebrities ask for selfies
Haters talk behind my back 'cause they don't wanna test me
But they still got some kinda issue
Let me grab 'em another tissue
'Cause even if these faggots love me
My haters can suck my dick too
Addicted to this dick like it's crystal
Not getting their fix, I would be pissed too
They said someone is better than me
I'm like "Bitch, who?"
I won't go out of my way to make a motherfucker pay
Whatever fuckin' deal they say, they outta luck
'Cause I would slay, even fatter and a gay
I'm still badder all the way
Killing everything like I was on a morning show with Sway
Yeah, fuck it, it's about time
If they don't climax from my nudes
They will cum hard for my rhymes
Yeah, household fuckin' name
How much further can a man climb
That's why Norway is borin' I gotta get out while in my prime
Yeah, lil' loser if you wonder why I'm so sassy
It's 'cause your dad took me home
With his hand-print on my ass cheek
Karsten