*hallway pan gunshots blaring*
Doctor: AHHHH DONT KILL MEEE
GANGSTER: ZIP IT PENDEJO WHERES THE GAL?!
Doctor: I’ve never checked her in before !!
Gangster: Ahhh you smart guy huh.. you know what we do to smart guys huh?! We
Juxsta: Jose! The Fuck are you doing?! Find my fucking sister don’t waste bullets on this pathetic bitch
Gangster: But Homie i-
JUXSTA: AAAAHHHH!!
Doctor: OH GODD!!!
Juxsta: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SISTER?!!
Doctor: Ahhh!! I think the 3rd floor!!
*he shoots him*
Juxsta: Great
*radio* Boys they’re upstairs Move up and kill everything you see on demand
*foot steps running*
*Iri walking out*
*walkie talkie*
______________________________________
Yumi: iri you see anything:
Iri- all clear so far Yûmi
Yûmi: Good Lay low and stay in the shadows over
Spooki: Ew mom what are you master splinter?!
Yûmi: No the script’s Humor is just really mid when things get serious & HUSH
*they walk*
Poppi: Theres really a war zone going on down there
Gloomi: i really don’t wanna die..
Yûmi: your not! do you really think your brother will kill you?
Gloomi: YES! - mm!
*walks in room and shuts door*
*Guards radio*
YÛMI: *locks* YUNG LADY ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?!
Gloomi; mommy im scared..
Yûmi: WERE ALL SCARED!
Spooki: yeah your not the one in a wheelchair with a baby pistol , mom I want the shotgunnnnnn
Yûmi: spooki HU-
*radio blarring*
YUMI: shit turn the lights off
*click*
Gangster 2: the fuck are you mane I hear you ‘n
*he walks* if you hookers don’t come out right now I will bomb the whole!
*gun shots blare*
Spooki: Bomb that motherfucker!!
Gangster 3: Hey mane I heard something!!
*runs*
*bumps into iri*
Iri: AHHHH!!!
*GUNSHOTS BLARE*
POPPI: what was that?!
*radio*
Irichan: YUMI COME IN YUMI! THERE COMING *gunshot*
YÛMI: Fuck what do you mean there coming!!!
*WINDOW BREAKS*
GANGSTER: AREEIBAH! HERES JOHNNY MANGE
Yumi: SHIT EVERYBODY RUN!!
Everyone: AAAAAA’ n
GANGSTER: BITCHES *gunshot* Miss
Gloomi: AHHH!!
*shots fired*
GANGSTER: AWWW MANEEE!!!
Spooki: good shit poppi!
Poppi: thanks! Mummy look out!!
YÛMI: HUH?! AAA!!
GANGSTER: RAHHHH!!!
GET READY TO DIE MANE-
GANGSTER: GET READY TO DIE MA- *gun shot blood squirts*
Gloomi: nobody touches my mom!!!
YÛMI: FUCKIN A GALS LETS GO!!!
*multiple runs*
GANGSTER: BITCHES!
*he hits spooki with gun*
Spooki: AHHH!!! *she falls*
Poppi: SPOOKI!!!!
Gangster : YOUR DEAD MANE!
*gun shots*
Gangster: UGHHH!!!
Spooki: ahhhhh!!! Hey this dead man off me!!!
Poppi: ok ok Hang on hang on!
*move his body*
Poppi: Ew Ew ew gross!!
YÛMI: Girls we got to go!!! Everybody To the elevator NOW!!
*explosion* explosion*
Gloomi: mom I don’t think that’s a good idea!!!
*rpg beeps*
YÛMI: IS THAT A FUCKING RPG!!!
SPOOKI: Gotta be fucking kidding me!!
YÛMI: get down!!
*rpg fires* misses & explodes*
Spooki fires supressor*
Gangster: AGHHHHH!! *blood squirt*
Poppi: nice fucking shot!!
*Gunshots*
Poppi: AHHHH!!
Gloomi: OMFG!!
Spooki: Poppi!!!
*shoots him in head*
Poppi: MUMMYYYYYYY!!!! (Breathes)
YUMI: POPPI OMG YOUR LEG!!!
Iri: YUMI!!! *gun blares*
YUMI: CMON BABY WE GOTTA MOVE CMON BABY I GOT YOU JUST BREATHE*
YUMI: LETS GO IRI!
*explosion*
*running*
IRI: I FOUND A WAY OUT!!
YÛMI; WHERE WHERE!!
IRI: THIS PASSAGE STAIRWAY!!
*gunshot hits metal whizz*
*grazers spooki*
Spooki: AHH! My ear!!!
Gloomi: Son of a bitch!
GANGSTER: OH SHIT IM GOING TO DIE MANE!
*gloomi Shoots chaingun*
GANGSTER: AHHHHHH!!!! *Glass shatters*
Spooki: hell yeah GLOOMS UP TOP!
IRI: EVERYBODY THIS WAY!!!
*they all run to stairway*
*BUILDING RUMBLES *explosions*
*gunshots go off*
(WHERES THE EXIT)
YUMI: BREATHE BABY ITS OKAY!!
Poppi: MOMMY IT HURTSS!!!
YÛMI: SHH SHH I KNOW SWEETHEART JUST HANG IN THERE!!!
Iri: Where’s she Hit at?!
YÛMI: HER ANKLE!!!
Izumi: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN I HAVE THIS!!
Spooki: WOAHHH fuck is that!!!
Izumi: a Healer Morph ray!!
Spooki: we Are so on some Rick and Morty shit
*ray goes off*
Izumi: There!!
Poppi: Woah!! I .. I’m actually not in pain anymore!!
YUMI IZUMI YOUR A GENIUS!
Spooki: woah wait so can you heal my rips!!!
Izumi: Sure shy not!! *uses ray*
Spooki: woah mom look!! Hahaha! I can stand Again!!!
Yumi: what about my arm?!
Izumi: sorry yumi! But it’s Only broken limbs not Decapitated one-
*headshot *
SPOOKI & GLOOMI: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
YUMI: FUCK!
POPPI: RAHHHHHH *poppi shoots angrily*
*impacts* ded
Iri: Theyre down!!! Theyre down!! Stop!!!
Spooki: Fucking ambush!!! IZUMI!!!!!!! Oh wait we can use the Ray!
Poppi: oh yeah
*they use it*
*izumi wakes up*
Izumi: PLEH *spits out bullet* what happened?!!
YUMI: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WE GOTTA GO!!
*they all run*
Spooki: so fucking cool
Poppi: YEAH NOT TO MENTION TRAUMATIZING!!
*they run*
*gunshots*
Gloomi: ahhh!!!
YUMI: GLOOMI!!!!
*gunshot*
YUMI: AHHH MY HAND
IRI: FUCK!! *gunshots*
Poppi: omg mum your hand!!!
Yumi: *wails in pain* WHERES THE EXITTT!!!
Spooki: DOWN THERE!
Izumi: of course the elevator!!
YUMI: lets GO!!!
Spooki: wait in there!!! It’s all dark and shit!!
Poppi: What Are you fucking racist?!! Lets go!!!
*they all run* into a room:
YUMI: EVERYBODY, IN IN IN!!!
*they run in*
YUMI *YUMI SHUTS DOOR*
3rd Floor / Where’s The EXIT! was written by Acidgvrl & Slowmilkandcookies & Swimswim.
3rd Floor / Where’s The EXIT! was produced by Acidgvrl.
Acidgvrl released 3rd Floor / Where’s The EXIT! on Tue Apr 29 2025.