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In the late 2010s, it was estimated by some sources that fewer than 3,800 tigers remained in the wild. Joe Casey laments the fact that these creatures have been driven to the brink of extinction while idiotic humans proliferate, and draws parallels to the fate of his beloved Detroit Tigers baseball...
There's 3,800 tigers in this world
But there's far too many of you
Of you, fools
They have teeth
They don't bite
But they chew
That's just what they do
3,800 Tigers swept the series
But none played as good as you
Sweet Lou
In the future, rules change
More brutal statistics
Immaculate innings
Through the darkness
Above the violence
The crowd is chanting, the crowd is screaming
The crowd is chanting, the crowd is screaming
"Yeah, eat 'em up now, yeah, eat 'em up now
Yeah, eat 'em up now, yeah, eat 'em up now"
Eat 'em up, Tigers
Yeah, eat them up, Tigers
Yeah, eat 'em up now, Tigers
Yeah, eat 'em up now, Tigers
There's not a lot that you can't top
Now beat the Sox
Now beat the Sox
Protomartyr released 3800 Tigers on Fri Jun 02 2023.
I always like these kind of songs where I have three or four different ideas, and instead of trying to maybe weakly build them up to carry their own song, I’m like, “I’ll just jam ‘em all together and maybe the way they bounce off each other will spark something.”
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