30 Year Old on a Scooter

[Verse 1]
Middle of the highway, havin' fun
Nothing's gonna stop me now
Middle aged and I'm on the run
Looking for my own way out

[Pre-Chorus]
Two wheels and I'm letting loose
My past in the rearview mirror
I'm Maverick with my best friend's Goose
I'm letting go of my fear

[Chorus]
I'm a thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter, and I just don't care
And I just don't care!

[Verse 2]
Racin' to my Jeni's, ice cream fun
I park my baby right outside (No one fucking touch it, don't you fucking touch it)
Cookies and cream melting in the sun
But someone's stolen my ride (Somebody touched it, somebody touched it)

[Pre-Chorus]
So I down it like a milkshake, fighting stance
Someone's gonna fucking pay
But I look in the eyes of my best friend Dan
And I know it's gonna be okay

[Chorus]
I'm a thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter, and I just don't care
And I just don't care!
I'm a thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter (Yeah)
I'm way out of touch, and I just don't care!

[Verse 3]
This is for all the scooter lovers
Can you give me a ride like this?
Do you know how to drive like this?
Can you feel alive like this?
Will you ever love like this?

[Verse 4]
I want you to give me a ride like this
Can you give me a love like this?
Do you know how to drive like this?
Ever feel alive like this?
Have you ever arrived like this?

[Pre-Chorus]
Can you give me a ride like this?
Can you give me a ride like this?
Can you give me a ride like this?
Can you give me a ride like this?

[Chorus]
I'm a thirty year old on a scooter
Sun in my eyes and the wind in my hair
Thirty year old on a scooter (Yeah)
I'm way out of touch, and I just don't care!

[Outro]
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[Spoken]
I am the Scooter God. All scooters shall bow before me. Come to me, my children