3 Minute Miracle

[Intro]
Haha yes! I got another one
If you're new to the movement you need to listen up
If you know what's going on, welcome back
Last time it was two minutes, this time it's a three-minute miracle
Whack MCs need to get the fuck out the way
One take, one track, still lettin' y'all know white boys can rap

[Verse]
I made the beat and now I'm gonna rap it's easy
Gonna be three minutes long, please believe me
It's the one that they're gonna play, every single day
And it's gonna kill every MC in the way

One little, two little, three gettin' smashed
Better get another blunt, sprinkle on the hash
Burn that motherfucker, then I'll smoke it till it's ash
And yeah, I heard your CD, but I threw it in the trash

Oh don't take it wrong
I'm just talkin' shit, dude' it's my job
Potluck, it's the clique till I'm dead and gone
And I'm never gonna switch, I'm not Lebron

Underrated, oh goodness gracious
Doin' shows all across the nation
I am the greatest so quit the hatin'
I'm a cool white dude like The Situation

I go hard, fuck a sad song
Can't dance but I rap my ass off
Saggin' my pants I be scarin' mad dog
And I'm losin' all my hair like I'm Terry Bradshaw

But I'm the best in the biz
She's getting on her knees while I'm trippin' off this
Smoke a lot of weed, then I'm hitting up the fridge
And don't act dumb, bitch you know who this is

It's Underrated on the mic, don't ignore me
Listen up quick, lemme' tell you a story
I rap so fresh, you spit it corny
Fuck Kim and Khloe, just gimme Kourtney

Then I hit it doggy
I'm the best on the earth, so I'm getting cocky
Cause if you're not first you're last Ricky Bobby (G-g-get out the way)

I don't give a fuck and I'll do what I want
And If you think you stoppin' me you getting rocked
These haters'll talk, and I'm still on the top
And a looming at best I'm like Biggie and Pac
It's my movie I'm makin' the rules
So I'm playin' like Kobe and shakin' these fools
I'm still on the grind and I'm payin' my dues
Better back the fuck up or you will get abused

Everybody wanna do it
But you gotta push it to the limit if you wanna make the best music
That's the reason why I'm tryin' every day
I'm takin' over the rhythm, these motherfuckers can't do this
I'm the man on the mic, no doubt, fuck an ant arc if they don't like this sound
We doin' it for the fans, never dumbin' it down
We ain't givin' a fuck, we the rebels of the underground
(Damn man, you rap too fast)
No bro, you hear too slow

Everybody always wanna tell me what to do, and tell me where to go like E-4-0
Man I'm done, I'm sick of this shit I'm a do it my way, I don't care what you think
I'm a take a bong hit after I have another drink, I'm a' do what I want, I'm the Humboldt County king
Yeah, reppin' a small town, hit another blunt, never gettin' knocked down
Get the ProTools, and I'm makin' it drop out, make another beat for the kids to rock out

Yay! Everybody blaze! I roll up to the front of the stage when we play
Ain't' nobody ever gonna top it, and I rock it, get a profit, everybody better (Get out the way!)
Gotta make it to the end and I'm a' take it to the head, we tokin' daily till we ten
I got a lady in the bed, and if she wanna give me head
Then I'm a let her do her thing, all the girls wanna cling to my ding-ding
What? Other motherfucker do you know
Nigga we flippin' and rippin' I'm takin' over at the show
(While the rhythm on the microphone is out of control, you try to tell me what to do but I ain't' never gonna' fold)

Don't trip that was just an effect
I'm still rappin' live on the microphone check
I swear that I'm never gonna cheat, that's weak
One take, one track, I could do it in my sleep

And I never been a quitter tryin' to make it to the place where the kid feels richer
I like three-six, but I don't sip sizzurps, don't wear baggy pants, cause I'm not a hipster

I'm the baddest at this, rappin' to me is like batting practice
I'm a rapper looking like Bud Bundy, you might think it's funny, but the females love me
They wanna hug me, and give me kisses, my chicks bad like Ludacris's
I am the man and I'm here to stay (Get out the way!)

Nobodies tellin' me what I can be
And if I wanna rap, and I like to smoke weed
Then just leave me alone, you ain't' telling' me shit
I'm the best when I'm doin' it, soon to be rich
And if you think you stoppin' me you got it wrong
And we'll take you to war, like we in Vietnam
'Cause it's day after day, I be fillin' the bong
In the studio makin' your favorite song!

Now I'm out of breath, but I'm still goin' on, only eight bars left
Never gonna quit, made a promise to myself, hip-hop saved my life for real so
If you wanna battle then you better be ready to go, I'm flowin' a show, and I went better than ever before
I'm never gonna lose it, 'cause I do it for the music
So if you really wanna do it, motherfucker you stupid

Bitch! Get out the way! Once Underrated, now they all saying my name
I'll be doin' it, 'til I'm ranked number one in the game
And every time you hear me flowin' it be nothing but flame
All the pretty girls say "I'm impressed", 'cause Josh on the mic is a pimp I guess

I been doin' this a minute, yeah I must confess, when it comes to fast rappin' I'm the motherfuckin' best

[Outro]
And it's done
Bitch!
Ohh!
And it's my birthday!
Done