3 Littles Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf (Remix)

[Intro]
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Not me! Not me!
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Not me! Not me!
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Not me! Not me! Not me!

[Verse]
What's popping
What's shaking
I'm ready to cook
Take a look at my apron
Hop on my locomotive engine
Don't be scared
You don't have to hide, you don't have to fight
Would you be kind enough
To turn into my lovely dinner tonight?
I coming into sight when I bare my fangs
With a butcher knife
After howling all through and through the night
Starved and ravenous under the moonlight
I'm deprived of food and this ain't right
So come on now, all of you outside
I'm Asian canine and I want my pork thighs
Paired with rice when it platе time, ooh
OK, I see what you're doing
Window and evеrything's now all shut?
Don't make me break this door knob
Cause I am not fucking with my pork chop
Playtime's over, let's stop running around
I'm sick and tired of chasing y'all down
Yeah I want beef with you pals
But I ain't here for no cow and no goat
What I need to do is gnaw at y'all throats now
You know that I am the most savage
And hunting down piggies are one of my habits
While I'm pulling your organs
And now you're gagging
Intestines? I shred it then I mix it my salad
Silver knife, tear thighs, chopping you to pieces
Wanna get tied? Get fried, dead pigs make a heap and
I slit sides and insides then all I hear is shrieking
Guts all twined, legs lined, pork meat be steaming
"Trap" you inside a cage like this beat
Now you screeching while you looking at a fiend
Ready to feast
And you try to leave impaled
With barley hanging tales, bleeding
Come little pigs y'all meant eaten
And outta nowhere Daddy Pig started burping
And my heart skipped a beat
Then went ham on me and I got my ass beaten
Boy, fuck this shit I'm going vegan
What's popping
What's shaking
I'm ready to cook
Take a look at my apron
Hop on my locomotive engine
Don't be scared
You don't have to hide, you don't have to fight
Would you be kind enough
To turn into my lovely dinner tonight?