Inspired by my favourite sport and video game NBA 2K, I’m calling out all of the fake ballers and fake friends on this self-produced track.
After a close friend and (now-former) roommate stole my copy of NBA 2K16 AND roughly $2K in rent money, this song shows me at probably my most furious.
One po...
[Chorus]
You ain’t really ballin' that’s just 2K
You ain’t really bulletproof like Luke Cage
Boy you faker than your daddy’s lil toupee
That's right you too fake, You just like 2K
[Verse 1]
Mans play 2K but they only use the Cavs
Run up with DRose on the Knicks and still smoke there ass
Same type of man that say Lil Durk is trash
I look at him and say “boy you smoking more than grass”
Flexing with your waves but you ain't got nothing on Trae
Trying to ball like D Lill but you ain't from the bay
Steady flexing shit talking, boy I beg your pardon
You ain’t really ballin', you ain't James Harden
Like Jimmy Butler I’m doing damage
Aged 21 and I’m savage
I hustle like my name’s Russell
And my beats the heat like a Maverick
Say you like Moses on the Rockets
But boy I know what’s in your pockets
Say you ballin' like McCollum
But I know you working at McDonalds
[Pre-Chorus]
Checking your account you ain’t even got 2K
So why you tryna stunt out here like Bruce Wayne
I ain’t really fazed cuz I know the truth pays
Boy you just surf the waves, tryna be the new Drake
[Chorus]
You ain’t really ballin' that’s just 2K
You ain’t really bulletproof like Luke Cage
Boy you faker than your daddy’s lil toupee
That's right you too fake, You just like 2K
Verse 2-
Feeling Like Rihanna, Bitch Better Have My Money
All the fakes I’m challenging, no mannequin I ain’t no dummy
You wave hopping like a bunny
Step on my toes but you don't seem clumsy
Better check yourself before you run your mouth and your nose ends up bloody
Mans out here stunting like he Bruce Wayne
Fake as fuck, like Harvey Dent with your 2 Face
Used to be my bro till you stole like 2K
What the fuck, bro we used to be roommates
I ain’t into taking L’s don’t call me cool J
Next time I see you don’t try to tell me "be cool J"
I don’t wanna hear you’re sorry that shit’s too late
I don’t want that shit tomorrow, I need it today
[Pre-Chorus]
Checking your account you ain’t even got 2K
So why you tryna stunt out here like Bruce Wayne
I ain’t really fazed cuz I know the truth pays
Boy you just surf the waves, tryna be the new Drake
[Chorus 2x]
You ain’t really ballin' that’s just 2K
You ain’t really bulletproof like Luke Cage
Boy you faker than your daddy’s lil toupee
That's right you too fake, You just like 2K