25 Tequilas

[Verse 1]
Well, I walked in the bar with my mind on
I don't know what my mind was on when I walked in the bar
I was goin' for it, and I was goin' hard
Double vision, double fistin', double trouble on a mission

[Verse 2]
I was messed up
Slurrin' an a stumbling, blurrin' an a blumbling
Tanked like Hank
Gawd dang, I'm a hurtin' today
But you won't hear me complain

[Chorus]
Musta had about 25 Tequilas
25 Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn sure had a good time

[Verse 3]
Well, I started with the good stuff, ended with the good enough
Wound up getting buck wild
Yeah, shoulda coulda woulda, but I done what I dida
And I put myself in timeout

[Verse 4]
We was drinkin' in the mornin', 'cause the morning's when you drink
If you're plannin' on drinkin' all day
And I lost count around seven or eight
But all of my friеnds say

[Chorus]
Musta had about 25 Tequilas
25 Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn surе had a good time

[Post Chorus]
I'm talking 'bout 25 Tequilas
That'll leave you with amnesia
If I tell you one thing that nobody needa
That's 25 tequilas

[Verse 5]
Riazul, Don Julio, shot of Patron
Hell yeah, let's go
Take one neat, maybe on the rocks
Add a little lime, add a little salt

[Chorus]
Musta had about 25 Tequilas
25 Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn sure had a good time

[Post Chorus]
I'm talking 'bout 25 Tequilas
That'll leave you with amnesia
If I tell you one thing that nobody needa
That's 25 tequilas

[Outro]
Tequila
Tequila
Tequila