24

It’s just I can’t imagine a woman being true
They all say, “I find it so insulting. Something’s wrong with you.”

Young white male, five nine, size nine shoe size
Seeks attractive, young, fun, outgoing girl
With good sense of humour and dress sense
I used to have short back and sides
But now I’ve long hair and a fringe like everybody else
But now it’s long hair and a fringe like everybody else

I wear blue jeans mostly, with black or brown tees
With perished stencils on saying things like
Oklahoma College and Varsity Baseball
Oklahoma College and Varsity Baseball
Oklahoma College and Varsity Baseball

Ah, judge me by my shoes, judge me by my shoes –
I’m wearing old Nike trainers from 2002
Which my mum bought while I was still at school
I’m 24 now, and I’ve never been cool
I still play on my PS One and N64
And haven’t cost us really since 2004
When I was young I made excuses to stay in the house
And when I want to grow my heart and now I try to get out

It’s just I can’t imagine a woman being true
They all say, “I find it so insulting. Something’s wrong with you.”

Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight

Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight

Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight
Do what they say, blend in, duck out of sight
Ran home in the rain again from gang fight