22 Grand

[Verse 1]
Damn
This bitch tried to trip me like hell nah
I don’t even know how to tell y’all
Honestly I hope this bitch go to hell y’all
I was tryna get my lil’ rocks off
Turns out this bitch tryna have us a cock off (Wow)
Damn, that shit really scarred me for life
And y’all wanna know how the story go right? (On God)

[Chorus]
Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like nah, never mind, you good
I’m a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

[Verse 2]
Is this gay? Is this straight? I don’t know, I just know that I paid for some wiener
Then she start swinging that wood, she was swinging it good, looked like prime Derek Jeter
Shit, I think I might beat her
Not beat her up, but like beat on her wiener
That big bubble butt, it done changed my demeanor
Bae, take off them jeans, I ain’t talking ’bout skeeter
I was like bae, can you give me a refund?
She was like, "What? Like you ain’t never seen one?"
I was like yeah? But that don’t mean I need one
I was like yeah? But that don’t mean I’ll beat one
I was like yeah? But that don’t mean I’ll eat one
I was like yeah? But that don’t mean I’ll please one
I done spent all my money
Now she gon' sit here and look at me funny

[Chorus]
Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like nah, never mind, you good
I’m a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like nah, never mind, you good
I’m a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

[Verse 3]
Man, she came to my crib I was hyped
I pulled down her pants and saw pipe
I was like oh my god, is it real?
Then she looked at me like, "mhmm"

[Outro]
Bruh, that bitch had a dick
Bruh, that bitch had a dick