2013 UK Rap Up

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La it's time for the UK Rap up  (x4)
Well we're here again
You know what happens around this time of year my friend
My names Mysdiggi and if you've never heard of me
Wells here's my UK Rap up covering 2013

But um before I go any further
It's probably best to check if there's any horse meat in your burgers
Can't help but wonder how long
They didn't tell us though
We only found out about it because they let us know
It's a frigging disgrace we're unhappy
And it felt like a kick in the face ask Dappy
And some other stuff happened that vexed us
Like Choice FM switching up to Capital XTRA
They committed some unlawful acts that could boost any grime wave
Like letting Westwood jump in 279's grave
Well done Nafe
Is that as bad as the So Solid farewell tour reduced to 1 day
That might be slightly embarrassing
But not as bad as Zane Lowe's interview with Kanye Kardashian
When Dizzee dissed Radio 1 we said 'It wasn't wise'
But still rooted for him, till he apologised
While Emile Sande broke records only The Beatles held
Nigella Lawson was busy tryna redeem herself
She hired a couple greedy girls
But let me find out they were copping from Tulisa & Mike GLC as well
Krept & Konan got signed so now they've gone clear
And both Lunar C and Disclosure had a strong year
? Quite plain to me that there is a job for the National Crime Agency
Jameilas joined the women that are loose now
While Rolf Harris did more than just tie his kangaroos
Ridiculous just like that ongoing pointless beef between Wiley & the Rizzle Kicks
Maxsta did the Kendrick style diss for the grime crew
And Andy Murray finally won his Wimbledon title
Now there's a bunch of us that may well remain depressed because we had to bid farewell JLS
But nothing else left the ladies proper crazed more than learning Idris Elba had a baby on the way
Suarez did his best Mike Tyson impression
While Wretch done his best to help us all find some protection
Look respect to the max my brother
But honestly I'm not tryna see your face when I go to open my pack of rubber
Tony Ds still the champ
And Shystie ended up beefing with Azelia Banks
Still with all these rappers out tryna bring the truth
Charlie Sloth decides to let James Arthur do a Fire In The Booth
When the Rap scene standed
James looked a ?
Then Mickey Worthless came and put him in his place
We learned that Fergi retired
Boris Johnson is a liar
And Russell Brand had a rant and named himself the Messiah
Tom Daley came out to tell us what we knew
And BBC celebrated 50 years of Dr. Who
And tho the cloud appears cloudy
We learned that Brain Beller was the genius who came up with the idea for TOWIE
Only thing to make the stats go further
We're been to admit he made the world's first Lab Grown Burger
The ? reports from the Philippines were kinda crazy
We said good riddance to the Iron Lady
Speaking of scary monsters
Dude from Lost Prophet has us all lost  for word than Tamara Foster
Mourinho went back to Chelsea
Cameron, Obama and that Dame got caught taking selfies
On that note much respect to Mandela
He changed the world may we remember that forever
There's another man I gotta pay equal respects ta
R.I.P Felix Dexter
Same to Mel Smith and Peter O'Toole
Condolences to your loved ones and those who know you
Them Temz Valley must've costed like a bad ?
When they discovered that bus size ?
Is that was man I'd be so shook
Probably not as much as all them dealers that was in Tulisa's phone book
Them coke workers went and showed us how mad she is
And drunk English Frank went and showed us how black he is
Them massive cutting benefits was too damn stupid
No wonder there's an increase in food bank usage
William and Kate gave birth to our future king
The supergroup E & Daniels came to do their thing
That long summer couldn't be further from the norm
Soon as the end of the year came
It turned into a storm
Royal Mail becoming privatised was bad news
Let's leave that all behind like Cheryl Cole's tattoo
Drink to the past handle this year laughing
Like Ed Sheeran selling out Madison Square Garden
It's time we celebrate while embracing what was meant to be
Like Omar getting his MBE
Well was this year old let us all see
Say it with me now
Welcome To 2014
Muthalova