2000 Man [early version]

Well, my name, it is a number on a piece of plastic film
I've been growing funny flowers outside in my little window sill

Don’t you know I'm a 2000 man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

You know, my wife still respects me, even though I really misuse her
I've been having an affair with a random computer

Don't you know I'm a 2000 man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh Daddy, proud of your planets
Oh Mommy, proud of your sun
Oh Daddy, proud of your planets
Oh Mommy, proud of your sun

Oh Daddy, your brain's still flashing
Like it was when you were young
Or did they come down crashing
Seeing all the things you'd done
Spacing out and having fun?

Oh Mommy, proud of your planets
Oh Daddy, proud of your sun
Oh Mommy, proud of your planets
Oh Daddy, proud of your sun

And you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all