Anyone for a rousing tune comprised of pony filled cartoons and club-like music? Didn’t think so. But here’s 20 Percent Cooler, a massive shout-out to something that’s entertained me for quite some time. – Ken Ashcorp
[Chorus]
Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler
[Verse 1]
7 colors in your hair
Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there
Don't care 'bout the dress code
Put it on, let's go
Girls go wild cause we're going "al fresco"
Ha!
No need to perform
Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm
We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal
Linguist subliminal, damage is minimal
Top percentile, largest fraction
Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action
Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction
Drop that, you already got your reaction
Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling
You? You're gonna need restyling
I got the quote back
From the jeweler
You're getting 20 percent cooler
[Chorus]
Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
[Verse 2]
Shhhhhhhh, reduce that treble
There's an 8 or a 9 who think they're on my level
Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar
Bump up and down 'cause I think you ought'a
Place your hand on my thigh
Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh
Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink
And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink
Wooo! Bring out the Bacardi
Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party
Tap that, like a phone in the Cold War
Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door
Me? I'm kind of a rarity
You? Work that dexterity
Lean back now, here's what I meant
Getting cooler by 20 percent
[Chorus]
Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler
[Chorus]
Yeah I own this beat
You can call me the king or the ruler
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic
We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller
It's time to wrap this up
We're getting 20 percent cooler
20 Percent Cooler was written by Ken Ashcorp.
20 Percent Cooler was produced by Ken Ashcorp.
Ken Ashcorp released 20 Percent Cooler on Wed Nov 16 2011.