2 Hard Mutha’s

[Intro: Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, Yella, MC Ren & (All)]
Yo Dre, where's the goddamn drum machine?
Ah shit, I left the motherfucker with Pooh
You dumb motherfucker, what the fuck we gon' do now?
I don't know
Hey man, I got some drums in the back
What the fuck is he talking 'bout?
Do we look like we can play some fucking drums?
Man, I can play the drums
(Bullshit!)
Man, I used to fuck it up at Compton High
You motherfuckin' high!
You fat guy
Bullshit!
Give this nigga some sticks
*Drum roll*
Yo, fuck it up, Yella!

[Verse 1: MC Ren & Eazy-E]
Yo, we're two hard motherfuckers
Taking out any punk-ass suckers
Can you believe this? If so, be frightened
We're strong as fuck with the power of a titan
Setting a mark of destruction, get it!
So don't front, and say you ain't with it
You wanna rumble with us? You can't hang
Because we're something like a two-man gang
Starting some shit is what we do best
Just care about ourself and say, "Fuck the rest"
So, yo Eazy (Wassup?), bust it and shoot to kill
And tell these stupid motherfuckers the deal

[Verse 2: Eazy-E & MC Ren]
I look you dead in the eye, then I spit (Yeah)
I tell you to your face, punk, you ain't shit! (You ain't shit)
I don't give a God-damn about feelings
I'm just happy, just as long as I'm killing
A 187's in progress, nigga
Just as soon as I pull this trigger
Automatic heavily, I start firing
And the kids on the block, I'm the one they're admiring (Admiring)
A bad mouth nigga on the violent tip
I catch you talking some shit and I'ma bust your lip
Now who you gonna tell that I'm making you soft? (Yeah)
The police ain't shit 'cause I'm paying 'em off
I move slow, always ready to go, so fuck it! (So, fuck it)
And bitches on my dick, they know that they can suck it
I'm a hard head, always having a fit
When I'm not allowed to tear up shit
I'm a hard motherfucker! (Hard motherfucker)

[Hook: MC Ren]
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers

[Verse 3: MC Ren & Eazy-E]
Now look at me, I'm a crazed bitch
With a gangster profanity pitch
Ren is a nigga that don't give a fuck
To a pussy ass fool trying to press his luck
I'm ready to scrap, that's if you're ready to go
I'll take you out, going toe-to-toe
E will start a conversion and hit you from the back
While you getting fucked up by a ruthless jack
Critical condition is what you receive
Thinking of some back up to go and retrieve
But Eazy tell what would happen my man
They would get fucked up by a ruthless clan
So it's simple, we don't give a fuck, right?
So you and your boy can get the fuck out my sight
I'm on tilt with class getting ready to blast
'Cause I'm a hard motherfucker!

[Hook: MC Ren]
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers

[Verse 4: Eazy-E & MC Ren]
Eazy and Ren is fucking it up again
Scheming up a plot before we begin
Because niggas like to stare like a bitch sometimes
They say, "How could them niggas have some hell of a rhyme?"
It's simple, tell 'em what we mean
When the two baddest motherfuckers step on the scene
Now, this is some shit – Yo, what are you saying?
You stupid motherfuckers, they think I'm playing
Talking all kind of shit, but I'm cracking it up
I can afford to laugh 'cause I'm backing it up
I'm not a buster, I'm more like a hitman
So if you don't wanna throw, then you can get down
You don't like it, fuck away from me!
So you can stop the shit, trying to fuck the E

[Verse 5: MC Ren & Eazy-E]
You heard what he said, and it's the truth, so what's up?
So if you want me to go, well, I'm about to nut up
The two baddest motherfuckers alive
So I don't think that you and your boys can survive
You got a girl, well if she's good to go
I bet me and E already fucked the ho
A train was in effect and your bitch was rocked
By a hell of a nigga that was hard to stop
Yo Ren, lets jet – let's get the fuck on out!
Because everybody knows what we're talking about
We're two hard motherfuckers

[Hook: MC Ren]
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers
Two hard motherfuckers (Like that)
Two hard motherfuckers

[Outro: MC Ren]
Break it down again
Come on Yella, break it down
Can I get another roll? (Break it down)
One time
A little cymbal for me
Break it down to break shine
Let me get a funky roll right here
What is this?
Aight, on the 3, on the 2
Ah yeah, here we go y'all, break it down on the 1
Here we go, let me get a funky roll right here
Two times, two time, two time…