2 Big Pumpkins

[Verse 1]
Hey come on fellas, and you gals too
'Cause ive got someting to show you
I'm proud to show 'em
They're right up front
Something big I'm proud to flaunt...

[Chorus]
My two big pumpkins
(Two big pumpkins)
Nice big pumpkins
(Nice big pumpkins)
They're right up front
You just can't miss 'em
All my friends just love to kiss 'em

[Verse 2]
Well my friend Sally, she's really pooped
She works so hard, but her pumpkins droop
But my oh mine, they're round and firm
Well it takes good soil and lots of worms...

[Chorus]
For two big pumpkins
(Two big pumpkins)
Nice big pumpkins
(Nice big pumpkins)
They're right up front
You just can't miss 'em
All my friends just love to kiss 'em

[Bridge[
Check 'em out
Give 'em a feel
Nothing fake, they're totally real
Yup, no pesticides
(Totally real)

[Verse 3]
I work real hard to get 'em this size
Everyone says I should win a prize
You can say all you want
They're right up front
So nice and big
I'm proud to flaunt...

[Chorus]
My two big pumpkins
(Two big pumpkins)
Nice big pumpkins
(Nice big pumpkins)
They're right up front
You just can't miss 'em
All my friends just love to kiss 'em

Two big pumpkins
(So big)
Nice big pumpkins
(So big)
They're right up front
You just can't miss 'em
All my friends just love to kiss 'em

[Outro]
Yup, I got two big pumpkins just growin' out there in my pumpkin patch
(Two big pumpkins)
They're just gigantic, my god
Man, I would hate to haul these babies around, they are heavy...
(Too big)
Can you imagine my back after carrying that around all day?
Oh lordy