18 more micro-songs to boost your mood

[micro-song 1]
Why do babies look so chubby?
Do some pull-ups, chubby baby
Do some pull-ups, you little coward
Get a six-pack, I bet you won’t

[micro-song 2]
When sheep fall asleep, do they count us?

[micro-song 3]
All clouds are pee, if you really think about it
At some point or another, clouds are pee

[micro-song 4: Daniel Thrasher & Charles Cornell]
The only thing bigger than my massive wiener
Is my willingness to lie about its size
(It’s huge!)

[micro-song 5]
It’s amazing that I’ve seen all of these murder documentaries
On Netflix, and I’ve yet to kill a single dude

[micro-song 6]
This is my impression
Of what it would sound like
To make sweet, sweet love to a beatboxer
It go like-
[beatboxes]

[micro-song 7]
How do we know that all dinosaurs are brown?
How do wе know that?
How can we know that?

[micro-song 8]
Last time I lost my stamps
I glued a quartеr to an envelope
And I winked at the mailman
I winked at the mailman

[micro-song 9]
How many times has a bus driver heard
“The Wheels On The Bus” and cried?

[micro-song 10]
What do Donald Trump and I have in common when I’m on the toilet?
It’s Stormy Daniels
It’s Stormy Daniels
Cuz my poopy’s so loosey it’s goosey poopy loosey goosey in my butt

[micro-song 11]
What does a deer see when he sees my headlights?
Does he see God?
Does he see aliens? That’s cool

[micro-song 12]
Why are they called malls
When they’re really ig?

[micro-song 13]
Some grandmas are sexy, you know it’s true
Statistically speaking, there’s a sexy grandma waiting for you

[micro-song 14]
I can change a tire
But can a tire change me?
I don’t think so
I don’t think so

[micro-song 15]
I wish to learn the secret language of the bees
They speak in tiny dances
Are they talking about me?

[micro-song 16]
I’m a Pisces, which clearly means that my parents
Banged in May

[micro-song 17]
If sharks need to keep swimming
To stay alive
Doesn’t that mean that all sharks should also have six-packs?
What’s the deal

[micro-song 18]
What do you got to prove
When you say 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑡
When you say 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑡
Are you a French spy?
Do you tell French lies?
(Belch)