18 AND 26

[Verse]
Let me make you feel better
Your roommate got shot, but at least you stole the cheddar
Might've lost a friend too, but at least you stole his pleasure
And you said it yourself, that you don't think you’ll forget her
And you beat out the competitor so now you're gonna fuck her
Feelin' like a predator, she eight years younger
What's new, what's new on the Bucks menu?
Fuckin' some guy eight years older than you
Is that the best you can do?
'Cause if so, I'll be prayin' for ya
Oh, yеah, XO, have fun in California
Nah, I'm just playin'
You’ll probably get halfway and not evеn make it
Just fake it, arrange it
Take your chance, embrace it
By the way, did you know he’s best friends with a racist?
Oh, shit
You probably did though

[Bridge]
Nah, nah, nah, wait, remind me if I'm correct
Didn't you say he was like "not right in the head"
And also, like, maybe a sex addict?
I don't know, couldn't be me, I'm not that down bad

[Hook]
Steal my homie's money and I'm feelin' so regal
18 and 26, that's still legal
Stealin' all this shit and I'm fuckin' young people
You were eight when she was fetal
Your ego so feeble
Steal my homie's money, and I'm feelin' so regal
18 and 26, that's still legal
Stealin' all this shit, and I'm fuckin' young people
You were eight when she was fetal
Your ego so feeble