16 Wheeler Horse

[VERSE 1]
Well I'm leaving to a place where sun don't shine
Where I won't get a sunburn, I can always be sitting around inside
I'm on a horse that's 12 feet tall and 15 meters wide
You better move man, 'fore I run you over, end up taking your life

I said I'm leaving to a place where I don't have to brush my teeth
Well, a place where I don't have to wake up after getting way too little sleep
And when I get there I ain't never gonna have to answer to your call
I ain't never coming home again baby, so you don't have to worry about me at all

[Chorus]
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years been waiting for this ride

HAHAHA!
OOOAAAHH
HA! HA! HA!

[VERSE 2]
Well I don't like it here no more now, so I'm going where [?] grow on trees
I'm leaving on my horse, I ain't turning back, turning back you see
My woman's gone and left me for a man who got a job
She was tired of my complaining, said I laid around not helpin' out at all
She left me without warning for a man with a big old fancy car
I'm taking this 16 wheeler horse down to the nearest strip mall bar

[Chorus]
16 wheeler horse, 15 meters wide, 17 beers deep, 29 years been waiting for this ride, waiting for this ride

AH! AH!

[REFRAIN]
16 wheeler horse, 200,000 meters wide, you better get the fuck out of the way man, or you'll die

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[OUTRO]

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep