134340 Pluto

[Verse 1]
My name was Pluto
As a planet I was known
What did I do
To anger the unified IAU?

[Chorus 1]
Am I real or someone else’s dream?
Flying eccentric circles till I scream
I’ve only gotten here
Icy coats tell me to disappear

[Verse 2]
My name was Pluto
Shy of one third of my years
Given a pseudonym
Swinging with the spheres
What did I do?
My planetary dreams have fallen through

[Chorus 2]
Am I real or someone else’s dream?
Flying eccentric circles till I scream
I’ve only gotten here
Just because ecliptic’s nowhere near
Enough of my chagrin
Designated dwarf as if I’ve been
An errant asteroid
I’ll just see myself out to the void

[Bridge]
It’s just as I had feared
I’ve never felt
Ένα τρία τέσσερα τρία τέσσερα μηδέν Πλούτων
There are no bullies here
The Kuiper Belt
Wait
Haumea
Makemake
I’m coming
Those of us un-
Seen
I will be missed
Betrayer of your own kind, Eris

[Chorus 2]
Am I real or someone else’s dream?
Flying eccentric circles till I scream
I’ve only gotten here
Just because ecliptic’s nowhere near
Enough of my chagrin
Designated dwarf as if I’ve been
An errant asteroid
I’ll just see myself out to the void